The much ballyhooed “group blog with the overarching theme of feminism, but exploring many other topics” has been successfully founded. If you haven’t heard the ballyhoo, it’s probably because you are not one of the bloggers’ roommates. Right now at FFF Headquarters, we are celebrating in the traditional feminist manner - a pitcher of margaritas and a man-shaped pinata filled with nuts. We use it to channel our festering rage against everyone with xy chromosomes - and their nuts.
If you didn’t know that the pinata part is sarcasm, you are either 1. unaware of the man-hating stereotypes of feminists it is meant to mock, or 2. unable to pick up on sarcasm in many situations. If 2 is the case, I apologize, it must be hard for you to cope in this modern world. It might be difficult for you to cope in this blog.
We will be updating soon with more information about our goals with this blog, and substantive posts! Hopefully it will last a few months before we lose all interest. Six months, to be exact, because that’s how long we had to pre-pay for the hosting.
Cheers - and cupcakes for all!